It turns out that two is a million more kids than one.
Adam Mansbach famously gave voice to two of parenting's primal struggles in Go the Fuck to Sleep and You Have to Fucking Eat. Now Fuck, Now There Are Two of You tackles a new addition to the family and all the fears and frustrations attendant to the simple, math-defying fact that two is a million more kids than one.
As you probably know by now, you shouldn't read it to a child.
Fuck, Now There Are Two of You is the perfect kids book you should probably never read to your kids. But if you (or someone you know) is raising two loving, sweet, beautiful, essentially fucking exhausting and intolerable children, then you should still get it immediately. Because two is definitely a million more kids than one.