EXECUTIVE STRESS PUTTY

DESCRIPTION

Super glossy, metallic silver putty presented in a matt black tin for storage.

Perfect for keeping in your desk drawer for emergency stress prevention - stretch it, mould it, pull it, snap it, squash it You got this!

 

We all wish we could spend thousands of dollars a month to talk with professional therapists about what’s going on in our lives. Stress Putty is like spending an hour on a psychiatrist’s couch talking about how mom never did like your favorite shoes. Trauma!!

Life is stressful. We all do things we regret and have deep-seated issues that impact us every day. Psychoanalysis on the fly gets expensive, but now you can take the healing process into your own hands…for less! Stress is one of the leading causes of screwed-upness (technical term), so relieve it with Stress Putty.

Work out those issues, dude
If there is one thing that life teaches us, it’s that sometimes our biggest problem is ourselves. Maybe the world isn’t out to get me, and I need to simmer down now. When you discover these revelations, it’s bound to impact your mood. Grab your stress putty, and take out your frustrations on it. You can even call it names, it doesn’t care.

This is a great gift for anyone who’s high-strung, but on a budget. The ones who are constantly drinking coffee and flipping out over the littles stuff, because they could really use a chill pill. They need to relax before their heads explode, or they start talking to the watercooler. Stress Putty gives them all the benefits of a psychiatrist without all that annoying sharing. It’s a hilariously thoughtful addition to care packages, gift baskets, birthday presents, and Christmas stockings.

FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY – NOT INTENDED AS AN ALTERNATIVE TO PROPER MENTAL HEALTHCARE

 

COLOR Silver
SIZE 2.5 X 8.5 X 8.5cm
MATERIAL COMPOSITION Made From
CARE INSTRUCTIONS Keep Clean & Seal Tin When Not In Use
RECOMMENDED AGE 7+